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A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. If we are what we eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. What's a table richly spread without a woman at its head. Housework done properly can kill you. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines. So this isn't home sweet home. Adjust. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. Food never forgets. Dinner's ready when the smoke alarm goes off. Money is the root of all evil. Every woman needs roots. I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler. Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit. Bon Appétit! Welcome to our home. If music be the food of love, play on...- Shakespeare Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all. - Harriet van Horne I cook with wine... sometimes I even put it in food... Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert L. Stevenson The Kitchen is the Heart of a Home. Today's Menu Two Choices: Take it or Leave it. Enjoy life--It's delicious. Recipe for a Happy Heart cups of Love cup of Friendship cup of Gratitude Add a dash of Laughter. Pour into any soul. Real men wear aprons. Bless the cook who serves Love and Laughter. Only the pure of heart can make good soup. -Beethoven Chocolate is an essential nutrient. Crumbs of happiness... make a loaf of contentment. This kitchen is closed due to illness; I'm sick of cooking. This kitchen is seasoned with Love. Love & Scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. Life's two best comforts: good food and a hug. Coffee or a pot of tea? Please sit and share a cup with me. Nothing says lovin' like fresh pie from the oven. Friendship hits the spot. Home is where the cookies are. I'm a good egg-just a little cracked. Happiness is homemade
Calling children strong and able - clear your dishes off the table. Nana's kitchen - tasters welcome. Mothers add lovin' spoonfuls. Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt. Eat, Drink and be Merry...for tomorrow, we diet! Broken cookies don't have calories. I just ate my willpower. I'm in transcendental vegetation. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. I have three chairs in my house: one for solitude, two for friendship, three for company. - Thoreau The kitchen is the heart of the house. To Your Health. In making dinner for a friend, don't forget the love. Life's short... eat dessert first. I'm not interested in dishes that take minutes and have no cholesterol. -Julia Child Hunger is the Best Appetizer - Kirkland Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. -Mark Twain Let'em eat beans. - Jack of the Beanstalk Live well, laugh often, love much. It takes a lot of good beer to make a great wine. No matter where I take my guests, it seems they like my kitchen best. A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. -Aesop Chocolate is its own reward Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate. Where there's smoke, there's toast. Good coffee is a pleasure - Good friends are a treasure. After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde. The most indispensable ingredient of all good home cooking: love for those you are cooking for. -Sophia Loren All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour. -Talleyrand A waist is a terrible thing to mind One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -Virginia Woolf Le Bon Appetite! Never trust a skinny cook Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday Eat Dessert First Thank you Lord for happy heart, for rain, and sunny weather. Thank you Lord for this our food and that we are together May our home know joy, each room hold laughter, every window open to great possibilities Where there is love in the heart there is joy in the home Forbidden fruits create many jams